The Efficiency Of Drying Clothes Outside
If I was a transvestite (which I’m really not, honest) I believe the best way in keeping my legs hair-free and super-smooth would be to just put on the jeans I brought off the washing line. They’re that rough. Yet strangely tender. Like a drunken bull lost on a tennis court.
Using that rationale, if I washed a balaclava and hung it out to dry, I’d never have to shave again, and I’d save a shit load of money on shampoo into the bargain.
Unfortunately I don’t own a balaclava, nor have any immediate plans to buy one. Yet another part of my life I’ve come to regret.
3 years ago • Notes