Wanky Wordpress
I swear there’s a not-so-grand conspiracy involving the Illuminati or whoever is running Wordpress at the moment. Whenever I decide to post something either wildly cutting or fucking hilarious, they take their servers down for what is apparently termed “maintenance”. Whenever they come back up, I don’t see any improvement. All the letters I formed into sentences and then paragraphs aren’t any funnier than before. The grammatical mistakes haven’t been fixed. There aren’t even any pictures of boobs or cats running nuclear power stations or cool stuff like that.
I am (of course) taking this personally, and I shall be writing to my Member of Parliament come Monday morning. I haven’t written to him for roughly 8 hours now. My last missive was regarding the sudden downpour that afflicted me as I came home earlier carrying some milk. As a sometime tax-payer and random voter, I shouldn’t be expected to suffer these indignities.
My hair got wet. My hair.
3 years ago • 0 notes