December 2008
2 posts
I've Moved To Wordsmoker, my darlings...
All my wonderfulness has arisen like superbread and the crusts are there for all to see over at wordsmoker.com I’m posting there now, and so should you. Get that sexy ass over there right away. There probably won’t be much to see here anyway. Keep in touch! VirusWithShoes
Dec 16th
Message to Rosa Asking Hand of Marriage
This very good. Divorce your current man. Marry me. Stop playing hard to get. I provide you with car and dryer in basement. There are shops here where you can purchase VHS and bread. Bread made that very week. Milk is also available, but is sometimes dark brown in colour. River runs through my town on most weekdays. The river is shiny even in dark. I have access to many windows in centre of town....
Dec 5th
November 2008
39 posts
Piracy
Piracy is killing Steve Jobs.
Nov 14th
Nov 5th
Chickens
I believe that chickens are the future, Teach them well and let them lead the way Show them all the breastbone they possess inside - Give them surround sound to make it easier, Let the chicken’s laughter remind us how we used to be. I’m welling up inside.
Nov 5th
Masks
I have many masks, my friends. Many, many masks. Many a mask I have. Masks - I have many. Have many of mask, I do. Masks - a multitude I do possess. Masks. Seriously, I have them. Loads. Honest. Fucking buckets full of masks. I’ve got masks in the spare room, mate, I’ll have you fucking know. I’m not overblowing my mask capacity - boil in my truth. Yes. Masks.
Nov 5th
My Flickr Stream Of The US Election 2008 →
I’m tired, and it’s not really sinking in yet. Like - having sex with an incredibly beautiful woman, one whom you thought was out of your league forever, and then waking up beside her - that instant, that did that just happen? i see evidence that it Did Happen. but did it really? oh, it did. change happened.
Nov 5th
BBC
David Dimbleby is way too fucking old to do this shit any more. John Bolton is Fucking Insane. That is all.
Nov 4th
Yay!
Yay!
Nov 4th
Winning Post @ 2.42am
Electoral College Winning post 270 Obama - Democrat 200 McCain - Republican 90 
Nov 4th
Rupert Murdoch
Is a cancer on the world. More later.
Nov 4th
Hawaii officials to count Obama grandmother's... →
Human.
Nov 4th
Fucking Ohio!!!
Yes! Suck it, you fuckers.
Nov 4th
Anonymous Thoughts On The Election: 3
I went to my polling place today worried that I would cry during the process. Right now we are watching the first of the returns coming in. Easy-to-call states have been called. I have been alternating between high anxiety, about whether Barack would win, and tears, realizing that he might be our President tomorrow. That this man, not a Messiah, will lead us. And his family will be the First...
Nov 4th
Nap Time.
I’m pacing myself. McCain wins West Virginia.
Nov 4th
Anonymous Thoughts On The Election: 2
Mail me at vwithshoes at yahoo dot com if you want yours posted. As part of election day, I created a mixtape of various election- or politics-themed songs. It includes some tracks by Rage Against The Machine, Gil Scott-Heron, Leonard Cohen, and others. It also has a rather cheeky appearance from CeCe Peniston (“With brown cocoa skin / and curly black hair…”). I listened to it...
Nov 4th
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Nov 4th
Nerve Update!
I’m still nervous. I am VirusWithNerves.
Nov 4th
Anonymous Thoughts On The Election: 1
Anonymous Thoughts On The Election: 1 Mail me at vwithshoes at yahoo dot com if you want yours posted. I don’t remember being this excited about politics, about change, and possibility. I can remember voting for Clinton in 1996, when I was 18, and that was exciting, but when you’re 18, you don’t really know shit. I was a smart 18 year old too, and idealistic, but I hadn’t...
Nov 4th
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Nov 4th
Rove predicts Obama landslide →
Turd Blossom doesn’t cross from the Dark Side, but says the Skywalker kid will win against the evil, aged Emperor McCain. Don’t let him point his scrawny fingers at you, Barack - Old Man McCain shoots electricity from his FUCKIN MIND, MAN.
Nov 4th
America's moment of truth →
Nov 4th
Nov 3rd
Chicago prepares for massive election night rally →
Nov 3rd
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Obama expected to draw record number of voters to... →
Yay!
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
Obama's Grandmother Dies. →
Very sad.
Nov 3rd
NBC News
The NBC news website won’t load any video for me. This is clear voter-suppression. When “voter” means “some guy in Scotland with a non-US IP address”, and “suppression” means “suppression”.
Nov 3rd
Nerves.
I’m holding in there. Think I’m talking this a bit too seriously or not enough. Unsure at this moment, and I can’t even be sure of that. Mind is jamming a bit here. It’s exactly like when faced with the munchies, you stand before the chocolate bars, and the cornucopia of colour and possibility of taste swirls your senses - so much here. Looking for a start when I’ve...
Nov 3rd
Shout outs...
To my Facebook friends, Gawker-stalkers and to all those owning a pair of tits. Cocks optional.
Nov 3rd
Status Update: 1
I’m pretty fucking high.
Nov 3rd
'Evening.
Hello all you hot bitches - I’m here and I’m live-blogging the election.
Nov 3rd
May 2008
9 posts
My Shitty New Keyboard
I threw good hard cash at a new keyboard two weeks ago (not literally - the coins get stuck between the “A” and the “S” keys, I’ve discovered, and make typing emails to assholes that much more difficult, if not expensive) and I’m now beginning to regret it. Not the kind of regret that shutting your dick in a fridge door brings - just the kind of regret that,...
May 15th
Fuck All
Yep. I’ve got fuck-all to say at the moment.
May 15th
Fingernails
I cut my fingernails today. They deserved it. The bastards.
May 13th
Strange Bird Watch
Insomniac that I am, I often find myself awake at the weirdest possible hours. One of these “weird hours” is roundabout 5am. Okay - if you’re a baker, you’re probably thinking I’m over-reacting somewhat, but I don’t care, and while we’re on the subject; I don’t want fucking bakers reading my Tumblr log thing, so fuck off you bunch of bitter,...
May 12th
The Efficiency Of Drying Clothes Outside
If I was a transvestite (which I’m really not, honest) I believe the best way in keeping my legs hair-free and super-smooth would be to just put on the jeans I brought off the washing line. They’re that rough. Yet strangely tender. Like a drunken bull lost on a tennis court. Using that rationale, if I washed a balaclava and hung it out to dry, I’d never have to shave again, and...
May 11th
Celtic Win Whilst I Shave
Being a Celtic fan this season is like pouring pepper on a hedgehog - generally a waste of time, if not cruel. They intrigued me so much this sunny Sunday afternoon I actually went and started shaving during the second-half. I’m glad I only watch them on TV, as I’m sure bringing a safety razor, foam and a little mirror is frowned on by stadium security, if not by the fans themselves....
May 11th
Wanky Wordpress
I swear there’s a not-so-grand conspiracy involving the Illuminati or whoever is running Wordpress at the moment. Whenever I decide to post something either wildly cutting or fucking hilarious, they take their servers down for what is apparently termed “maintenance”. Whenever they come back up, I don’t see any improvement. All the letters I formed into sentences and then...
May 10th
What?
Eh? Fuck.  This is a great start.
May 10th
eh?
What? Oh, right. Sorry. 
May 10th