All my wonderfulness has arisen like superbread and the crusts are there for all to see over at wordsmoker.com
I’m posting there now, and so should you. Get that sexy ass over there right away.
There probably won’t be much to see here anyway.
Keep in touch!
VirusWithShoes
10 months ago • 0 notesThis very good. Divorce your current man. Marry me. Stop playing hard to get. I provide you with car and dryer in basement. There are shops here where you can purchase VHS and bread. Bread made that very week. Milk is also available, but is sometimes dark brown in colour. River runs through my town on most weekdays. The river is shiny even in dark. I have access to many windows in centre of town. I am interested in breeding with you for profit. I have a selection of paint. My leg has healed and staples have gone the way of employment. I saw tiger once eat bus while parked. Engine looked tasty but tiger had but only one of teeth. I walk upright and wear many clothes of men I once knew. I am considered handsome in terrifying way - very eligible come the Winter which you will enjoy as it last all year. If car and dryer suitable you become wife of me. We make soup from river. I wash my feet most frequently of all men. Marry me and find happiness in yourself and others. I have four nipple but three are clogged according to neighbour. My ears hear many things in dead of night - I can track otter over miles with only fleshlight for company. I am very eligible to others. Do not accept their offers of Playstation as Playstation only brick painted black by tar from river. I have postcard to send so will need stamp after marriage. Do not fail me as woman.
(tumblr of her start good here http://rosaluxembourgeoise.tumblr.com/
11 months ago • 0 notes
I believe that chickens are the future,
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the breastbone they possess inside -
Give them surround sound to make it easier,
Let the chicken’s laughter remind us how we used to be.
I’m welling up inside.
1 year ago • 0 notesI have many masks, my friends. Many, many masks.
Many a mask I have. Masks - I have many.
Have many of mask, I do.
Masks - a multitude I do possess.
Masks. Seriously, I have them. Loads. Honest.
Fucking buckets full of masks. I’ve got masks in the spare room, mate, I’ll have you fucking know. I’m not overblowing my mask capacity - boil in my truth.
Yes. Masks.
1 year ago • 0 notesI’m tired, and it’s not really sinking in yet.
Like - having sex with an incredibly beautiful woman, one whom you thought was out of your league forever, and then waking up beside her - that instant, that
did that just happen? i see evidence that it Did Happen. but did it really?
oh, it did.
change happened.
1 year ago • 0 notesDavid Dimbleby is way too fucking old to do this shit any more.
John Bolton is Fucking Insane.
That is all.
1 year ago • 0 notes